Commented without substance on short-form videos?
Reposted any video that seems somewhat relatable?
Reposted a video of someone that is intellectually/physically/attractively inferior performing a relatable action?
Drank matcha?
Drank a matcha with oat milk despite not being lactose intolerant?
Drank bad matcha and talked about how they're not using ceremonial grade?
Talked about the matcha shortage in 2025?
Talked about being into fashion, but your daily is UNIQLO essentials and baggy jeans off MUSINSA?
Owned a pair of IONGAF chonies?
Owned any article of clothing from Yuremane?
Owned any article of clothing from ktwo?
Owned any article of clothing from an Instagram brand?
Owned a Smiski, Miffy, or Labubu with intention of attracting those who appreciate the culture?
Posted a photo on your story just so your crush would see it?
Posted a photo of a matcha latte on your story?
Posted a random photo with a niche artist as the background music?
Deleted posts where you had genuine memories but looked bad?
Cropped out your friend in a post because you looked good?
Had a finsta?
Purged followers off of your main account to maintain mysteriousness?
Deactivated your account without good reason just to maintain mysteriousness?
Spent more than 10 minutes picking a 15-second snippet for your Instagram story?
Spent more than 10 minutes adding overloads of filters to achieve a Y2K effect on your photos?
Made a Day-In-My-Life video?
Made a Get-Ready-With-Me video?
Made a fit check video?
Made a thirst trap?
Made a TikTok career off of thirst-trapping?
Made a brand deal video that seemed fairly obvious that you are not actually advertising the product?
Made a story time video?
Made a TikTok that puts down others?
Said 'niche for niche'?
Participated in comparing two artists that have no relation to each other?
Participated in commenting unusually niche jokes and not caring to explain them in comment sections?
Participated in 'Jane Remover/2hollis blaccent cafe'?
Put down anyone for listening to a certain type of music?
Gatekept anything from an individual without good reason?
Commented on someone's looks behind their back?
Owned a bomber account just to argue with strangers?
Donated to a streamer for them to say your name?
Cropped a blank tee?
Made any modifications to your clothing and called it 'upcycling'?
Worn a carabiner?
Worn a tote/messenger bag?
Referred to any article of clothing as a 'piece' or any jean as 'denim'?
Done research on archive fashion knowing you can't afford any of it?
DM'ed someone on vanish mode?
Stressed over a follower to following ratio?
Used an iPhone 5 or wired headphones for the aesthetic?
Changed your outward demeanor in the presence of a MPS?